10 Things you’d Never Say Unless you Have Kids

Posted on By thegreatmombie
  1. Crayons don’t belong in your nose!
  2. I don’t care how hungry you are, we don’t eat the dog food or lick food off the floor!
  3. I know you have to pee, because your doing the wiggle dance!
  4. What have I told you about grabbing the dog by the neck!
  5. Don’t scratch your butt then touch your face, your going to get pink eye!!
  6. The couch is not a napkin
  7. We don’t show your privates at the grocery store!
  8. FIVE SECOND RULE, just grab it and eat!
  9. The couch is not a napkin!
  10. If you do that again I’m calling Santa and I’m canceling Christmas!

As parents we see things we never thought possible and we say the craziest things only another parent would understand! I hope you got a good laugh, Now…..Share the things you say as a parent!!

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